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Democrat Convention Schedule

Monday, July 25, 2016

11:15 AM

Free lunch, medical marijuana, and bus ride to the Convention

Forms distributed for Food Stamp enrollment.

1:30 PM

Group Voter Registration for Illegal Immigrants.

3:15 PM

Address on "Being the Real You"

Rachel Dolezal, former Head of the Seattle NAACP and Caitlyn Jenner

4:30 PM

"How to Bank $200 Million as a Public Servant and claim to be broke"

Hillary Clinton

4:45 PM

How to have a successful career without ever having a job, 

and Still avoid paying taxes!

A Seminar moderated by Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson

5:00 PM

Medal of Freedom presentation to 

Army deserter Bo Bergdahl for serving with Honor and Distinction

National Security Advisor Susan Rice

5:30 PM

Invitation-only Autograph Session Souvenir photographs

of Hillary and Chelsea dodging Sniper Fire in Bosnia

6:30 PM

General vote on praising Baltimore rioters,and on using the terminology "Alternative Shoppers" instead of “Looters"

7:30 PM

Breakout session with Bill Clinton 

for women on avoiding the upcoming draft

8:30 PM

The White House "Semantics Committee" Meeting

General vote on re-branding "Muslim Terrorism"

As "Random Acts of Islamic Over-Exuberance"

9:00 PM

"Liberal Bias in Media How we can make it work for you!

Tutorial sponsored by CBS, NBC, ABC, CNN, PBS,

The Washington Post and the New York Times

With Guest Speaker, Brian Williams

9:15 PM

Tribute Film to the Brave Freedom Fighters Still incarcerated at GITMO

Michael Moore

9:45 PM

Personal Finance Seminar - "Businesses Don't Create Jobs"

Special guest Pocahontas aka Elizabeth Warren

11:00 PM

Short film, "Setting Up Your Own Illegal Email Server While Serving 

in a Cabinet Post and How to Pretend It's No Big Deal"

Hosted by Hillary Clinton

11:30 PM

Official Nomination of Hillary

Bill Maher and Chris Matthews

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